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Tuesday Trivia: $10 at Captain Billy Whizzbang's

July 22, 2014 | Chad Conine | Promotions
Tuesday Trivia: $10 at Captain Billy Whizzbang's

Tuesday Trivia is back. Sorry for the two-week absence.

This week's prize is a $10 gift card to Captain Billy Whizzbang's. The first person to email the correct answer to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. wins. Simple as that.

We usually tie this to new music releases, since that happens on Tuesdays. But this week we're in between a couple of good choices as Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers release an album next week and Weird Al Yankovic released one last week. So we'll go with Weird Al. Here's the task, identfy the "real" lyrics from these parody lyrics, including the "real" song title and performer.

For example, if the Weird Al lyrics are "Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran." The answer would be "Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear" from Beat It by Michael Jackson.

Here are the to-be-deciphered lyrics:

"Hitching’ up the buggy, churning’ lots of butter."

"My butt is aching as I watch NASCAR racing."

"The lyric sheet’s so hard to find. What are the words? Oh never mind."