There's really one reason to go to Health Camp, and one reason alone: the malts and milkshakes. They're pretty tasty, plus they have pineapple. Yum.
I'll admit that I'm not the biggest burger fan, so when a burger is only so-so or average, it's just not...memorable. Health Camp's fit into this category.
Add to that that the whole place just feels a bit dirty, and Health Camp really isn't a place I want to sit and eat. Things feel sticky. There are flies. This makes me unhappy.
So, go, grab a shake to go (they have pineapple! yum), have a chuckle at the name, but...don't stay. Well, unless you have extra sanitizer on hand.